: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So much rum. So many feels.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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