So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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