I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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