At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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