No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Can you bring me the toilet please
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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