But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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