these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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