I would go down on you faster than GM stock
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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