sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Holy shit dude........stairs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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