Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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