Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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