Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Im part way to drunk.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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