yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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