Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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