I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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