420 ftw
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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