Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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