The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
nutella sex= disaster
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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