My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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