Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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