just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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