Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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