shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
accomplished twins. life is a go
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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