Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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