I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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