Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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