Jerry, you need to find god
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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