Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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