he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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