no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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