can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
