look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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