I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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