am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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