There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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