You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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