Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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