where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
