his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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