How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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