do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
bring money and cleavage
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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