You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I don't deserve a penis
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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