god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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