Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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