we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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