its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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