so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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