we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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