I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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