I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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