Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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