i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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