So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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