He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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