Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
false alarm, still single
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