But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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