Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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